walking club

NO RUNNING ALLOWED

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walking club doesn't run for anything. We just don't do it. 

We also don't close roads. Or bike on sidewalks. Keeping the flow's our pace. We train for nothing. There's no finish line. The point is there's not one. Walking's the in-between. B to Z has some pretty thoughtful views.

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SPANDEX IS LESS THAN 1% OF THEM

Ready to join?

 Super! Just walk & you're in. Waiting lists are total momentum killers. 

Still Waffling? 

I'm queen of that. Here's a list to influence your decision to walk or not:

1. No Dresscode

Wear whatever you want. The streets do~

2. Specialized~Footwear Free

Moses walked barefoot

3. Non~Commital

If you're late or bail, excuse yourself~

4. INTOXICATING

Walker's high's dope. You'll never chase it~

5. OPEN ROUTES

The wrong way's right if it's yours

6. 24/7/365

Why rush to relax? 

7. UN-EXCLUSIVE

A + all other types welcome

8. zero TRAINING

2-year-olds teach themselves. Some do it in their sleep~

10. ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY

Look at all the footprint-free shoes I've met

11. PROGRESSIVE

One foot in front of the other's always a forward movement. Even walks-of-shame come with the pride of not tapping Uber~

12. ORIGINAL

Tons of people do it. Nobody aspires to it. I'd call it underground but that'd be ridiculous.

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footnote: If you decide to walk, welcome to the club. Sign-up below for on-foot intel like #walkspot & how to avoid being sidewalk kill.