ALL-STAR FACE-PLANT - ONE SOUL UP, THE OTHER DOWN

FIRED - AND DE-HYDRATED

RECLINING - WAITING TO BE RE-FURBISHED

GRAVELLING - FOR THE FET THAT NO LONGER NEED THEM

MISSED THE BEND

UNSOILED - FRESHLY PLANTED SHOES CAN’T BE PLANTED

LEFT OUT - RIGHT GOT TO GO FOR A SWIM

RAINED OUT - FORECAST CALLED FOR SUNSHINE

NEON FLAT - TREND UNTRENDED

MISSED THE BUS - PRESTO THEIR FEET ARE GONE

THE OUT-NET - 100% OFF CLEARANCE ITEMS

MENDO-SHITHOLE - ALL THAT DOESN’T GLITTER

FIRED - AND DE-HYDRATED

DE-VALUED - STEVE MADDEN’S IN DOLLAR STORE PACKAGING

SLIP-OFFS - EASY ON, EASY OFF

TONGUE TIED - LEFT SPEECHLESS

ABANDON REWARDS - FREE SHOE WITHOUT PURCHASE

BI-POLAR - IN BETWEEN BARS

LICENSE TO RETIRE - GAVE IT THEIR ALL

STRAPPED OUT - PERMANENTLY CHECKED OUT OF THE LIBRARY

HERITAGE SITE - PAST & FUTURE HANGING TOGETHER

CRACKED OUT - ONE FELL BETWEEN THEM

FLOWER POWER - STICKIN’ IT TO THEM

VAN CITY - IN THE 6IX

STALLED - PLEASE DON’T FLUSH DOWN THE TOILET

FLOP - HOLE NOT IN ONE

GARDEN PARTY - TIPSY AFTER TOO MANY COCKTAILS

THE ELECTRIC KOOL-AID ACID TRIP - LEFT TRIPPING ALONE

PLAYTIME’S OVER - BACK TO SCHOOL FOR THE KIDDOS

THE GRASS IS GREENER - ON THE GRASSIER SIDE