GRAVELLING - FOR THE FEET THAT NO LONGER NEED ‘EM.

BEHIND THE CURVE

UNSOILED - FRESHLY PLANTED SHOES CAN’T BE SOILED

LEFT OUT - THE RIGHT GOT TO GO FOR A SWIM

RAINED OUT - FORECAST CALLED FOR SUN

NEON FLAT - TREN UNTRENDED

MISSED THE BUS - PRESTO THEIR FEET ARE GONE

ALL - STAR FACE PLANT - ONE SOLE UP, THE OTHER DOWN

FIRED - AND DEYHDRATED

SLIP OFFS - EASY ON, EASY OFF

RECLINING - AWAITING REFURBISHMENT

THE OUTNET - 100% OFF CLEARANCE ITEMS

MENDOSHITHOLE - ALL THAT DOESN’T GLITTER

DE-VALUED - STEVE MADDENS IN DOLLAR STORE PACKAGING

TONGUE-TIED - LEFT SPEECHLESS

ABANDON REWARDS - FREE SHO WITHOUT PURCHASE

BI-POLAR - BETWEEN BARS

LICENSE TO RETIRE - GAVE IT THEIR ALL

STRAPPED IN - PERMANENTLY CHECKED-OUT AT THE LIBRARY

CRACKED OUT - ONE FELL BETWEEN THEM

HERITAGE SITE - PAST & FUTURE HANGIN’ TOGETHER

FLOWER POWER - STICKIN’ IT TO ‘EM

VAN CITY - IN THE 6IX

STALLED - PLEASE DON’T FLUSH DOWN TOILET

FLOP - HOLE NOT IN ONE

GARDEN PARTY - TIPSY AFTER TOO MANY COCKTAILS

KEN KESEY - THE ELECTRIC KOOL-AID ACID TRIP

PLAYTIME’S OVER - BACK TO SCHOOL FOR THE KIDDOS

THE GRASS IS GREENER - ON THE GRASSY SIDE